Thanks to Mr. Garvey's 4th class for reading The Legend of Frog and coming up with some great questions for Frog himself :
Asking Frog (His Royal
Majesty, Lord of all Kingdoms, Rightful Ruler of the World)
A few questions...
1. Why do you not have a proper name?
What the ... what? "Frog" is a
proper name!
2. If you had a proper name, what would it be?
It is a proper-- Look, Frog
the best, most princely name ever by a million. No other name would come close
to describing my excellent royal greenness. Except maybe "Blammo B.
Blastington."
3. What age are you?
I'm a whole year old - and I've got the
mighty jumping legs to prove it. I'm also full on mighty and I can turn
invisible like a magic ninja and I'm quite handsome.
4. How did you feel when you were in the storm on your
way to The End Of The World?
You know when have a nice hot bath at
the end of a hard day counting clouds? It was nothing like that.
5. What were the Catastrophe pants like to wear?
It's not easy to combine extra-stylish
comfort with apocalypse-busting usability. It feels like wearing a
friend... but a proper skilled-up epic friend who happens to be made out of
100% pant.
6. Why did you leave Buttercup behind?
My best friend Buttercup raised me from
an egg. She taught me rights from wrongs and made sure I was the best prince I
could be, even though I couldn't be a prince because the World had Ended. I
have a funny feeling Buttercup didn't want me to go to the End of the World. My
first clue was when she said "DON'T EVER GO TO THE END OF THE WORLD!"
… So I went without her.
7. Why did you name your stick Basil Rathbone?
What else would you call the most
unbreakable and first rate sword in the whole world? And what do you mean,
"stick"?
8. Where did you get Basil Rathbone?
My unbreakable sword was forged by the
most skilled-up sword-maker that there's ever been in the whole world. I'm not
too sure how it survived the End of the World, or ended up washing up on the
shore of the Island at the Edge of the End of the World... but I'm glad it did.
Now let's have no more talk about sticks.
9. How did you feel when Basil Rathbone broke?
I felt like ... like maybe it wasn't an
unbreakable sword at all and had just been a stick all along. I see where
you're going with this…
10. If you were any other animal in the story, what
animal would you be?
The Rarewolf! The Rarewolf is as
tall as horses. Yes, he spends too much time grumping about prophecies and doom
but he can make it thunder and lighting, which is full-on impressive. If I was
a Rarewolf I'd spend the whole time doing lighting-based tricks at birthday
parties and such.
11. Did you have any friends apart from Buttercup in
the island?
Nope ... except for my loyal subjects,
of course. There's the Pebble People, Sir Painted Face on a Rock, Lord
Limpington the One Legged Teddy, Duchess Drawing of a Duchess...
12. If you were related to Princess rainbow, would you
like her as a sister?
No way! Princess Brain-Slow isn't
sister material. Plus, she locked me in a cage and tried to make me her pet and
so I owe her a proper stern glare. I'm going to glare at her prince-style ...
then she'll be sorry.
13. Are you able to fit into Oldasdust's hat?
I wouldn't climb into that stinky old
wizard's hat for all the polished sandwiches in Kingdomland.
14. Would you replace Basil Rathbone and if so, what
would you replace it with?
Well, Basil Rathbone is one 100%
irreplaceable. But if I had to, I'd have a special bow that shot arrows made of
pure incredibleness, called Tyrone Power.
A Kronon is a measure of alien space
invader time, approximately equal to 2.5 months. Which I only know 'cause it
turns out I'm actually the prince of a race of alien space invaders sent to
destroy the whole world.
16. What species of frog are you?
I. AM. NOT. A FROG!
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The Legend of Frog by Guy Bass
Paperback | 3rd February 2014 | £5.99 | 9781847153883 | Stripes Publishing
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